Perch™ Squat Stool
Perch™ Squat Stool
Go easier — no new pill or powder
Less straining, less time on the clock
Holds 400 lb — fits any toilet
60-night guarantee + lifetime wood frame
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Perch™ Squat Stool
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Down 22 lbs on the shot — but I hadn't gone in almost a week. First morning with Perch I actually went, no pushing. This should come free with the prescription.
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Tried fiber, Miralax, more water… nothing. The angle thing sounded too simple. It worked the same night — and no new pill, which is exactly what I wanted.
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Got it for my mom on her meds. She called the same day to say it's the best gift I've ever given her. Ordering one for myself now.
Ends the straining, gently
Ends the straining, gently
Squatting relaxes the muscle that kinks your colon when you sit, so you go easier — without pushing, and without stacking another pill on top of your meds.
Minutes, not the whole morning
Minutes, not the whole morning
Most people feel the difference the very first time. Less time on the clock, and less bloating carried into the rest of your day.
Solid wood, holds 400 lb
Solid wood, holds 400 lb
Sturdy, water-safe solid wood that holds every body. Slim enough to tuck behind the toilet or slip into a travel bag.
FREE Shipping + 60-Night Money-Back Guarantee
FREE Shipping + 60-Night Money-Back Guarantee
Free fast US shipping straight to your door. If you're not going easier within 60 nights, send it back for a full refund — no questions asked. Made from solid solid wood that holds every body. No cheap plastic, no flimsy parts — just solid construction built to last.
See The 35° Difference
Real Relief People Feel The First Morning
Easier, Fuller Mornings You Can Feel Right Away
95%
said going felt easier within the very first week.
89%
went a full week without straining after starting.
93%
would recommend Perch to someone on a GLP-1.
Based on customer surveys & feedback — individual experiences vary 📊
Why 10,000+ People Use Perch.
Your toilet wasn't built for a slowed gut. Perch fixes the angle — so you go easier without pushing, and without stacking another pill on top of your meds.
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| Ends straining & incomplete emptying | ||
| Corrects your squat posture instantly | ||
| Empties fully in seconds, not minutes | ||
| FREE Shipping + 60-Night Guarantee |
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
59, on the shot since spring, and mornings were the worst part of my day. First week with Perch I was regular again for the first time in months.
Skeptical old guy here — didn't think a little stool would matter. It does. The whole thing takes a minute now instead of ten. I'm mad I didn't buy it sooner.
The straining was giving me hemorrhoids and I was scared to keep taking the shot. Perch fixed the part the medicine made worse. Ordering one for the guest bath now.
Try Perch Risk-Free For 60 Nights
Use it for two months. If your mornings aren't easier, email us for a full refund — and keep the Gut-Reset Guide on us.
FAQs
Will it fit my bathroom and my toilet?
Will it fit my bathroom and my toilet?
Yes. At 7 inches it fits standard and comfort-height toilets, curves around the base, and sits rock-solid to tuck away or travel. The solid wood holds every body size comfortably.
Is this just a “squatty potty”?
Is this just a “squatty potty”?
Same physics, built for a different person. Perch is designed around the slowed-gut problem GLP-1 users deal with — the height, the wood, the guide, and the 60-night guarantee are all tuned for going easy when your gut isn't cooperating.
I'm on a GLP-1 and still backed up. Will this actually help?
I'm on a GLP-1 and still backed up. Will this actually help?
GLP-1 meds slow how fast your gut empties, so stool sits longer and gets harder — and straining just makes hemorrhoids, not relief. Perch fixes the mechanical side: it opens your colon's angle so what's there can clear without pushing. Most customers use it right alongside their fiber and water routine.
What’s the free mystery gift?
What’s the free mystery gift?
A little surprise bonus we add to every order — completely free, no catch. It’s already ticked on each bundle, so just leave it on and we’ll tuck it into your box.
How fast does it ship?
How fast does it ship?
Free US shipping, out the door within 24 hours, and typically 3–5 days to your door. Every order is tracked so you always know where it is.
What if it doesn't work for me?
What if it doesn't work for me?
Then it's free. You're covered by our 60-night money-back guarantee — email us, send it back, and keep the guide. No questions, no straining.
Will it hold me — and stay put?
Will it hold me — and stay put?
Yes. The solid wood is rated to hold every body size, and the non-slip feet keep it steady on any bathroom floor. It won't wobble, slide, or creak while you're on it.